Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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