hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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