I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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