she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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