What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
