i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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