I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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