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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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