My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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