"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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