I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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