Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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