Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Of course I have a pirate flag
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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