Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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