Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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