He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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