Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
