so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
