yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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