Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
