Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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