We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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