just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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