How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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