we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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