Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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