My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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