This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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