I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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