ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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