i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
