im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
its liver damage thursday
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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