After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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