you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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