im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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