He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
