so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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