Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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