Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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