I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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