Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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