I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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