just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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