I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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