Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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