waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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