i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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