You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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