I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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