Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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