So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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