I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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