Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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